Tritre Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Hi. Guys. Post the best pokemon joke you think. Mine is :- Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court? A: Odor in the court! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fodnbilal Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Pokemon Vortex Battle Arceus Vs. Munchlax Who will win? Munchlax is a weakling against Arceus and the only thing it can do is ban eat apples..... Arceus attacks Munchlax with Anger developer. Munchlax is Angry. Munchlax attacks Arceus with Banishment. Arceus is banned. Me: The heck dude,this game is rigged the owner of this game holds personal grudges against Arceus. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tritre Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Just now, fodnbilal said: Pokemon Vortex Battle Arceus Vs. Munchlax Who will win? Munchlax is a weakling against Arceus and the only thing it can do is ban eat apples..... Arceus attacks Munchlax with Anger developer. Munchlax is Angry. Munchlax attacks Arceus with Banishment. Arceus is banned. Me: The heck dude,this game is rigged the owner of this game holds personal grudges against Arceus. Understood only till 1 point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinyRed Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 5 minutes ago, fodnbilal said: Pokemon Vortex Battle Arceus Vs. Munchlax Who will win? Munchlax is a weakling against Arceus and the only thing it can do is ban eat apples..... Arceus attacks Munchlax with Anger developer. Munchlax is Angry. Munchlax attacks Arceus with Banishment. Arceus is banned. Me: The heck dude,this game is rigged the owner of this game holds personal grudges against Arceus. You are 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer Patrick Posted May 29, 2019 Developer Share Posted May 29, 2019 12 year olds aren’t allowed on this forum. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fodnbilal Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 (edited) 12 hours ago, Patrick said: 12 year olds aren’t allowed on this forum. hmm,that's not even a pokemon joke :l Edited May 29, 2019 by fodnbilal Grammar mistake 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
culboi Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 @fodnbilal haha^^^ I miss you though :'( Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fodnbilal Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 18 hours ago, culboi said: @fodnbilal haha^^^ I miss you though :'( Same cute squirtle I'll come back one day. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darshil_Irex Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date? The cemetary pokeball Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darshil_Irex Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 im dead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darshil_Irex Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 On 5/29/2019 at 10:16 PM, Patrick said: 12 year olds aren’t allowed on this forum. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darshil_Irex Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 lo On 5/29/2019 at 9:38 PM, fodnbilal said: Pokemon Vortex Battle Arceus Vs. Munchlax Who will win? Munchlax is a weakling against Arceus and the only thing it can do is ban eat apples..... Arceus attacks Munchlax with Anger developer. Munchlax is Angry. Munchlax attacks Arceus with Banishment. Arceus is banned. Me: The heck dude,this game is rigged the owner of this game holds personal grudges against Arceus. looks like ksi vs logan paul 2.0 or pewdiepie vs t-series Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fodnbilal Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 @Darshil_Irex please do not double post in the topics,if you want to add something in your reply and no one has replied after you,then consider editing your first post rather then posting multiple replies,it creates a mess in here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown2222 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Q:What did the electric type pokemon said to the normal type, when feeling gassy, after drinking milk? A: I'm Zap-dos and tolerant. Get it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ushka09 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 how does one feel after eating a grass-type? odd-ish Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darshil_Irex Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 What Pokemon do people see in Pokebay auctions? Bid-oof Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tritre Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 On 7/27/2019 at 4:17 PM, Darshil_Irex said: What Pokemon do people see in Pokebay auctions? Bid-oof That's exactly where the other users do not outbid me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwamineshuu Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 (edited) Series of awesome Pokemon pick-up lines 1) Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful. 2) I think I need a Paralyze Heal because you are stunningly beautiful. 3) Hey wanna register your number on my Poke-Nav? 4) There's plenty of Magikarp in the sea but none as beautiful as a Gyrados Edited December 7, 2019 by iwamineshuu Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tritre Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 On 12/7/2019 at 8:51 AM, iwamineshuu said: Series of awesome Pokemon pick-up lines 1) Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful. 2) I think I need a Paralyze Heal because you are stunningly beautiful. 3) Hey wanna register your number on my Poke-Nav? 4) There's plenty of Magikarp in the sea but none as beautiful as a Gyrados What's funny in that bro? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamascorbunnytrainer Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 (edited) if cindrella was a pokemon she would be married with prince charmander you are invited to charmander and cindrellas wedding 64. What are Mathew McConauheys favorite pokemon? Rhydon… Rrydon… Rryddoooonn! 65. Did you hear about the Pokemon that has Covid-19? It was Koffing. 66. I heard Pokemon can get drunk too. They just Electabuzz. 67. The doctor’s office blocked my number after I kept calling about Pokemon. I don’t know what they’re talking about, but I need someone to take a look at this bulbous sore I have. 68. How do dragon-type Pokemon solve their disputes? They let bagons be bagons. 69. What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can’t do anything to stop me. 70. What’s the most important part about making a Pokemon joke? The Exeggution! 71. What do you call Pokemon sing alongs? Gary-oake. 72. What did Pikachu said when he tried food in Mexico? Pica, Pica. 73. What kind of car does Pikachu drive? A volts-wagon 74. What did the poke ball say to pikachu? Catch ya later! 75. What would you call a green Pikachu? Pickle-chu 76. What did Charizard say when he saw Pikachu Charizard 77. What do you call a dead Pikachu? A Pika-boo 78. Pikachu evolves into Raichu, what does a lame joke evolves into? Gotchu! 79. I always wondered why Pikachu’s electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded. Pokemon One-Liners Sometimes less is more! A one-liner can pack just as much punch as a joke or pun. Slipping these lines into a conversation can be a real gamechanger. 80. Pokémon released a new brand of bubblegum yesterday. It’s called Pika Chew. 81. Pikachu ran into Jolteon the other day. The energy in the room was electric. 82. I overheard someone telling Pokémon jokes, but I couldn’t catch ’em all. 83. The Pokémon was finding counting really hard, he couldn’t get past pikaTWO. 84. My Pikachu misses me a lot, but her aim is getting better. 85. My friend wanted to catch a Pokémon, but not before they took azelf-ie. 86. When Ash took his Pokémon to Nurse Joy he was worried, but she said, “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to Kyurem.” 87. Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you. 88. Wanna go Pokemon hunting tonight? Because I wanna catch a pikachu (peek-at-chu)! 89. Hey girl, lemme see them Jigglypuffs. 90. Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up. 91. My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail. 92. Are you a RARE CANDY? ‘cuz I feel a level-up. 93. Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night. 94. If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category. 95. I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your side. 96. You’ve got the lips of a Jynx! 97. You remind me of Deoxys — you’re out of this world. WHAT'SUP NEXT Edited November 8, 2022 by iamascorbunnytrainer this much joke is nt ok for you little timmy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken2k Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 (edited) 1.Q: What do you call a Pokemon with allergies? A: Sneasel 2. Q: what do you call a Pokemon with even worse allergies? A: Sneasler 3. Q: What did Ursaring? A: The Victreebel 4. Q: Why should you walk slowly with Scythers evolved form? A: You shouldn't run with Scizor 5. Q: what happens when you battle the rampart Pokemon? A: You attack a Stakataka 6. Q: What happens when you breathe in a smog attack? A: You start Koffing and Weezing 7. Q: how are Charlie Brown and Eiscue similar? A: One gets called a blockhead, the other has a block on its head 8. Q: Which Pokemon started in a Pixar movie? A: Electabuzz Lightyear 9. Q: Why wouldn't the river crab Pokemon go into the Krusty Krab? A: It heard they serve Krabby patties 10. Q: What did the ancient Pokemon do when it didn't get what it wanted? A: It had a Tyrantrum 11. Q: Which Pokemon writes poetry? A: Mr. Rime 12. Q: What do you call a zombified fox Pokemon? A: Ninetales from the crypt 13. Q: What did the sleepy Ditto transform into? A: Drowzee 14. Q: What do you tell someone trying to use the drill Pokemon as transportation? A: You can't ride on Rhydon 15. Q: What do you call a gigantamax rock/fire Pokemon? A: A colossal Coalossal Edited November 3, 2022 by Ken2k Thought of more jokes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
